Get over your ex.
Scientifically. 💅
A 30 day breakup recovery kit built on actual psychology research (reappraisal, no contact, rebuilding your identity) with an AI best friend who's on your side and absolutely not helping you draft that 2am text.
Takes 60 seconds. No sign up. Your ex will never know.
- PATIENT
- you, unfortunately
- DIAGNOSIS
- acute exitis
- DOSE
- 1 quest daily × 30
- SIDE EFFECTS
- glow up, self respect
⚠ DO NOT text ex while under the influence of nostalgia.
What's in the kit
Breakup Bestie
An AI best friend who's funny, blunt, and trained on what actually helps. Won't help you text your ex. Ever.
The Unsend Box
Type the text you're dying to send. We roast it, translate what you really mean, and it goes nowhere.
The Ick List
Listing your ex's real flaws measurably lowers lingering feelings. We make it petty and fun.
No Contact Streak
Cravings for your ex work like withdrawal. Track your streak and hit SOS when the urge hits.
Rediscover You Quests
The #1 predictor of recovery is rebuilding who you are without them. Tiny daily quests to get you back.
Gift it to a friend
Your friend is crying in the group chat? Send them a kit with a note. Better than another 'u ok?'
You're not crazy. It's chemistry.
Brain scans show heartbreak lights up the same craving circuits as withdrawal. The good news: the research is pretty clear on what speeds recovery. We turned it into something you'll actually want to open.
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